Y’all joke about needing vodka to survive but it is literally a drink made of satans cum. it is battery acid in a fucking bottle it is thousands of little knives that stab your throat and nose perfumed with a punch in the fucking mouth
why does this post just say “weak”??? inside joke or…?
I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing
do you ever see someone hot in public and think “you’ll never know how hard I’m fucking you in my mind”
my favorite flavor of cake is more
havin a crush on someone and not knowing if they like you back
having a crush on someone and knowing they don’t like you back
someone having a crush on you and you don’t like them back
having a mutual friend crush
having a crush on someone who likes you back but “the timing isn’t right”
getting crushed by traffic
OMG IT WAS A POOP JOKE.
Liam’s reaction, I can’t.
He Said She Said
Truly, Madly, Deeply